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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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