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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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