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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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