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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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