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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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