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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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