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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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