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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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