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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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