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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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