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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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