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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Dovid Lane
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Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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