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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Matt Weiss
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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