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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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