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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Akiva Lane
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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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