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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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