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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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