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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Shane Ronay
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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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