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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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