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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Yehuda Lane
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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Shane Ronay
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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Akiva Lane
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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane
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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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