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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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