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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Shaya Dubin
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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a letter Z that doesn't make sense?

Cray-Z.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Akiva Lane
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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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