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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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