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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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