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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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