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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Shane Ronay
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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Shane Ronay
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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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