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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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