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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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