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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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