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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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