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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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