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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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