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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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