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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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