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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Jean Boda
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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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