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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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