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Eli Simcha Lane
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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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