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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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