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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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