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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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