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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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