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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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