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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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