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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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