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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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Akiva Lane
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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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