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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane
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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Shane Ronay
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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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