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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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