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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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