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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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