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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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