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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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