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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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