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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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