What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?
What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?
What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?
What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?
Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?
If something is furbished twice, what does it become?
In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?
When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?
What is the shine of a gold ring called?
What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?
How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?
What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?
