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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Akiva Weiss
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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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