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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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