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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Akiva Lane
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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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