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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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