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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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