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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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