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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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