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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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