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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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