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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Akiva Lane
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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Akiva Lane
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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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