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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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