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Akiva Lane
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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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