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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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