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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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