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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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