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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How do you describe the importance of making a will to clarify issues of inheritance?

Will power.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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