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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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