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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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Akiva Lane
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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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