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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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