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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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