Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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