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Shane Ronay
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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Dovid Lane
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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Akiva Lane
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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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