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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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