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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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