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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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