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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Akiva Lane
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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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