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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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