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A dessert island.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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