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Shane Ronay
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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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Akiva Lane
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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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