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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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