Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

2660
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

1528
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

3179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

607
Shayna Lane
General
Picture

How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

679
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

524
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

106
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

2020
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

646
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

1172
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

1040