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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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