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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Akiva Lane
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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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