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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Yehuda Lane
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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Shane Ronay
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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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