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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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