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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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