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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Dovid Lane
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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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