Pictures:

Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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