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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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