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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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