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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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