Pictures:

What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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