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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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