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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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