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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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