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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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