Pictures:

What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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