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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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