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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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