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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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