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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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