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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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