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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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