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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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