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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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