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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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