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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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