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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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