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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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