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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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