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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Billy find it hard to learn grammar involving the past and future?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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