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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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