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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Akiva Lane
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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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