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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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