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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Akiva Lane
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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Shane Ronay
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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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