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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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