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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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