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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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A dessert island.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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