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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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