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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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