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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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