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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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