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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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