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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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