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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Akiva Lane
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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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