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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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