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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Yehuda Lane
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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Yehuda Lane
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Akiva Lane
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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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