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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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