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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Yisro Whale

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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