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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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