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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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