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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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