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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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